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Cleaning an office isn’t the most fun you can have with your clothes on…or is it? Actually, sometimes it can be, when the timing is right. Here, then, are my list of good and bad points about working as an office cleaner. Be warned, though, this might just turn you and make you want to do mundane things…
The really good:
1) you sometimes find notes in the bin and let me tell YOU this can be interesting…for example, when I was in my office cleaning leatherhead phase, I found a series of notes from the secretary to the owner of the company. Suffice to say that all those stories you hear about illicit office romances are actually quite true. In this case, the secretary had written a number of rough drafts of this one letter. They started out quite soft, with her pleading for him to come and spend the weekend with her, and then…how should we say this, hmm…they developed into much more raunchy material. It’s all unprintable here of course, which is a shame. But still…it’s all there in my head when I need cheering up!
…if you’re going to listen to music then don’t listen to music while walking down or up stairs. The reasoning behind this is simple: it’ll make you want to jive, and if you jive too much it’ll be landing on your butt for you!
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